Hey Keith,
Were you the one making the call? Nice one!
Dale C.
>
> WHO SAID REDNECKS ....WEREN'T INTELLIGENT
>
> Hello, is this the FBI?"
> "Yes. What do you want?"
> "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding
> marijuana inside his firewood."
> "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
> The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.
> They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust
> open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob
> and left.
>
> The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.
>
> "Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"
>
> "Yeah!"
>
> "Did they chop your firewood?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "Merry Christmas Buddy"
>
>
>
>
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