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Re: PURPLE ALERT!

To: "Thomas E. Bryant" <saltracer@awwwsome.com>
Subject: Re: PURPLE ALERT!
From: Glen Barrett <speedtimer@earthlink.net>
Date: Sat, 02 Dec 2000 13:15:20 -0800
Could be them northerners might stone him with fake rocks, or even real
ones.

Thomas E. Bryant wrote:

> Hey!
> This sounds like an appropriate capstone for this presidential election.
>
> Tom, Redding CA - #216 D/GCC
>
> \"LandSpeed\" Louise Ann Noeth wrote:
> >
> > NOTICE
> >
> > K. Turk, noted southern child of whirling lift and rock stocker has
> > agreed to enter the 1st Annual Hydrazine Juggling Contest and
> > Precision Chainsaw Bolo-Style Recital to be held as part of the
> > upcoming Presidential Inauguration.
> >
> > Turk was the unquestioned favorite in a surprise bi-partisan show of
> > unity. "We are humbled by Mr. Turk's acceptance of our invitation to
> > perform," said the jointly issued press release moved at lightening
> > quick pace over the AP wire news network, "If he is so kind to honor
> > us by performing in his famous purple and mustard
> > anatomically-enhancing spandex jumpsuit we are sure that the national
> > inductions and grousing would enjoy a miraculous paradigm resulting in
> > a period of unfrequented cooperation."
> >
> > The release ended by stating, "We look forward to day and wish Mr.
> > Turk and his rock-solid veneer family a very happy holiday season."

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