Hey!
This sounds like an appropriate capstone for this presidential election.
Tom, Redding CA - #216 D/GCC
\"LandSpeed\" Louise Ann Noeth wrote:
>
> NOTICE
>
> K. Turk, noted southern child of whirling lift and rock stocker has
> agreed to enter the 1st Annual Hydrazine Juggling Contest and
> Precision Chainsaw Bolo-Style Recital to be held as part of the
> upcoming Presidential Inauguration.
>
> Turk was the unquestioned favorite in a surprise bi-partisan show of
> unity. "We are humbled by Mr. Turk's acceptance of our invitation to
> perform," said the jointly issued press release moved at lightening
> quick pace over the AP wire news network, "If he is so kind to honor
> us by performing in his famous purple and mustard
> anatomically-enhancing spandex jumpsuit we are sure that the national
> inductions and grousing would enjoy a miraculous paradigm resulting in
> a period of unfrequented cooperation."
>
> The release ended by stating, "We look forward to day and wish Mr.
> Turk and his rock-solid veneer family a very happy holiday season."
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