Re: Walter Mitty Goes to the WOS

[Wester S Potter <wspotter@jps.net>]

Keith,
How old is that teddy?  Was it transported across state lines?  Did it go
willingly?  What was the purpose of it being transported?  Are you still
squirting oil on your wife?  Is there some connection between the teddy and
ol' blue hair?  Are those really just cans of Diet Coke and are you going to
drink ALL of them by yourself?
...  I should have sent the rest of the Diet Coke I purchased home with you.
It might help put out this brush fire of humiliation that is being heaped on
you by your friends.
Wes