Remembering that blonde is a state of mind ...
This blonde goes into the living room, wringing her hands and obviously
upset. Her husband looks up from his paper and asks what the problem is.
"Oh it's this puzzle I'm trying to figure out. Remember how you told me to
look for all the straight edged pieces so I can at least have a starting
place?"
"Yes" he replied.
"Well this one doesn't have any straight edges, they're all wavy and
irregular."
"Okay, I'll come out to the kitchen and see if I can help you. Have you
looked at the picture on the box so you know what the finished puzzle is
supposed to look like?"
"Yes, it's a rooster."
The husband walks out to the kitchen table, surveys the pieces on the table
top and says; "Honey, put the corn flakes back in the box!"
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> From: "Keith Turk" <kturk@ala.net>
> To: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
> Subject: Humor (no LSR)
> Date: Fri, 19 May 2000 15:24:37 -0500
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><< Subject: Humor
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> >A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her
> >girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young
> >man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
> >away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
> >walked directly toward them.
> >
> >Before she could offer her apologies for being
> >so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything,
> >absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
> >$100, on one condition."
> >
> >Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
> >The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want
> >me to do in just three words."
> >
> >The woman considered his proposition for a moment, opened her purse &
> >slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the
> >young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully
> >
> >said,
> >
> >
> >"Clean my house."
> > >>
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