<< Subject: Humor
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an afterwork cocktail with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young
>man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes
>away from him. The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and
>walked directly toward them.
>
>Before she could offer her apologies for being
>so rude for staring, the young man said to her, "I'll do anything,
>absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for
>$100, on one condition."
>
>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
>The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want
>me to do in just three words."
>
>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, opened her purse &
>slowly counted out five $20 bills, which she gladly pressed into the
>young man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes & slowly, meaningfully
>
>said,
>
>
>"Clean my house."
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