How To Tell You've Been Racing Too Long:
1. You put the crankshaft to bed and the wife out in the garage.
2. The doctor asks your blood type and you say 10W-40.
3. You ask the shoe salesman if he has anything in a low profile shaved to
1/2
depth.
4. The doctor takes your temperature and you ask, "Am I a quart low?"
5. You refer to dinner at Taco Bell as "Running in Top Fuel".
6. You call the town drunkard an Alky Flopper.
7. Bonneville soundwaves excite you more than a hot moment with your ultimate
dream date.
8. Your favorite item in the grocery store is a six pack of V-8.
9. You refer to your socks as "Safety Spares".
10. You refer to Sun Block as a Thermo Barrier Coating.
|