One of the funniest cartoons I ever saw, the ones you remember forever, was
by Virgil Partch I think. The cop has pulled a 'speeder' over. The scene
is a row of 55 MPH speed limit signs about 50 feet apart. In the middle of
these signs is one that says 25 MPH. The cop asks the driver, "What's the
matter buddy? Can't you read?".
(The Other) Len
Vacaville, CA, USA
1967 AH 3000 MkIII, HBJ8L39031
----- Original Message -----
From: "Robert Duquette" <robertduquette@sympatico.ca>
To: "Healeys" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, November 12, 2010 1:14 PM
Subject: Re: [Healeys] Dealing with the Highway Patrol
> Did you at least get a discount? :)
>
> I knew a guy who went for a beer run at the end of a loosely organized
> baseball game. When he drove over the crest of a hill at 50 in a 30 zone,
> he
> spotted a police car hiding near a building off the road. He braked
> fairly
> hard, but saw the car start and begin to move. So, he drove over the next
> hill, pulled over, got out of the car, pulled out his license and
> ownership
> and insurance ( practice helps ) and was leaning against the car with the
> papers pro-offered when the police car came over the hill. They had a
> good
> laugh and said it was the easiest stop they'd ever made. He got a
> discount
> and some advice to not 'brake hard' as they'll not take another reading.
> Better to brake lightly, or so they said.
>
>> His response: "It isn't an inconvenience at all...."
>>
>> Steve Byers
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