ELEMEMTARY SCHOOL TRIP TO CHURCHILL DOWNS
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders,
accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill
Downs, the famous Louisville race track, to see and learn about
thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's
room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys
with their pants, and began hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto
their privates to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, 'You must be in the fourth grade.'
HE REPLIED: 'No, ma'am, I'm riding Silver Arrow in the 7th
race today.'
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