The almighty God's truth!
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well- dressed,
good looking man in his late 40's or early 50's.
'May I help you?' she asked.
'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else,' said the madam. 'No. I must see Valerie,' was
the man's reply.
Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the man that she charged
$5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five thousand
dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, the
man calmly left.
The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Valerie.
Valerie explained that no man had ever come back two nights in a row -
too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $5,000.
Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Valerie and they went
upstairs. After an hour, he left.
The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that
he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Valerie and they
went upstairs. After their session, Valerie questioned the man.
'No one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?'
The man replied, 'South Dakota.'
'Really!' she said. 'I have family in South Dakota.'
'I know,' the man said. 'Your father died, and I am your sister's attorney.
She asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.'
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer
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