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Re: DB7 was Offended by So called "Friday Funnies"

To: bspidell@comcast.net, healeys@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: DB7 was Offended by So called "Friday Funnies"
From: tammie wall <whammie@iopener.net>
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2006 16:04:42 -0600
bob,
i thought i'd gotten it until you explained.  now i suppose i'll have to wait 
until Wilbur explains it to Mr. Ed where we can get the full range of <G>'s and 
<VBG>'s.
cheers,
jerry wall
Bob Spidell wrote:
 > 
 > Well, at least a couple of other Listers share my off-key, non-PC sense of
 > humor.
 > 
 > This was a vague cross-reference to the expressed rarity--for imports
 > stateside, at least--of a blue DB7 WRT the recent lengthy thread regarding
 > the rarity and (perceived) greater value of MGB Healeys sold recently at
 > auction.
 > 
 > The humor--for those perverse enough to see it--is employed in what scientists
 > call
 > the 
 >"semi-PC-not-directly-related-but-not-quite-a-pun-ironic-semi-twist-poke-a-
 > little-fun-of-those-who-can-tolerate-it" school of humorology.  This techniqe 
 >is
 > not
 > commonly used, statistically reported to between somewhere between a blue
 > '97 DB7 and a genuine, BMHIT-certified MGB '67 BJ8 on the George Carlin/Steven
 > Wright Humor Refractometry Index, with an approximate reading of 6.733493
 > (which is known to be WAY off the scale for Muslim Fundamentalists).
 > 
 > Unfortunately, the subtlety of this type of humor requires a smiley comprised 
 >of
 > roughly the number characters as the number of digits in the latest 
 >calculation
 > of
 > the exact value of pi, which has been known to break any list server not 
 >running
 > on a Cray XMP, so I decided to use the closest approximation:  ;)
 > 
 > I guess, in other words, "if I have to explain it ... "
 > 
 > 
 > bs
 > ***************************************************************
 > Bob Spidell         San Jose, CA        bspidell@comcast.net
 > '67 Austin-Healey 3000             '56 Austin-Healey 100M
 > ***************************************************************




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