A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter
and says, "Hi . . .You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather
have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and
bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your
clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be
expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You may have to satisfy
her sexual urges. You'll be provided with a two-bedroom apartment above the
garage. The starting salary is
$200,000 a year".
The guy, wide-eyed, says "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah, well . . . . you started it."
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