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Subject: friday funnies
From: "Esko and Megan Cate" <ptenmcate@cablespeed.com>
Date: Thu, 20 Oct 2005 18:02:05 -0700
In time for football 

Esko
BJ7


AND YOU THOUGHT THE RAIDER NATION WAS SCARY
A classic from the late lamented Ann Landers column:

"An Ohio housewife was doing laundry in the basement and compulsively
decided to take off her soiled housedress and throw it in the machine. Her
hair had just been set in rollers and the pipes overhead were dripping. She
spotted her son's football helmet in the corner and put it on her head.

There she stood, stark naked (except for the football helmet) when she heard
a cough. The woman turned around and found herself staring into the eyes of
the meter reader from the gas and electric company. As he headed for the
door, his only comment was "I hope your team wins, lady."




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