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Subject: Friday Funnies
From: "Terry Blubaugh" <tblubaugh@verizon.net>
Date: Sat, 04 Jun 2005 22:34:05 -0700
The Healey Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon


A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the motor of an Austin-Healey
when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop.  The surgeon was there
waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his auto.  The mechanic
shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, can I ask you a question?"

The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the
Healey.  The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
"So, Doc, look at this engine.  I open it's heart, take valves out, fix 'em,
put 'em back in and when I finish, it works just like new.  So how come I get
such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing
basically the same work?"

The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic . . .
.

"Try doing it with the engine running!"




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