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To: "Healey" <healeys@autox.team.net>
Subject: Friday Funnies....
From: "Neil Trelenberg" <neilberg@telus.net>
Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2005 11:28:00 -0700
Life cycle....


What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, 
and 78?


At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.


At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.


At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.


At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.


At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.


At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!


At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who are you??? 




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