A guy is out with buddies - has few drinks - is feeling a little frisky but,
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to his wife, goes home. He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide
open, so he gets two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
After starting to choke, she manages to recover, and gasping, asks her husband,
"What did you put in my mouth?"
He answered her, "Two aspirin."
Screaming she replied, "BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
Smiling, her husband whispers, "That's all I wanted to hear...."
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Bob Spidell San Jose, CA bspidell@comcast.net
'67 Austin-Healey 3000 '56 Austin-Healey 100M
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