FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (lovers of words):
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flices like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. In democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count
that votes!
5, A backward poiet writes inverse.
6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
7. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
8. If you dobn't pay your exorcist you get repossessed!
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor!
11. When a clock is hungry it boes back four seconds.
12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
14, you feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it!
15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
16. He often borke into song because he couldn't find the key.
17. Every calendar's days are numbered.
18. A boiled egge in the morning is hard to beat!
19. A lot of money is tainted. "Taint your and 'taint mine.
20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
22. The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
23 Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
24 Whe you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall!
25. Those who jump off a Paris bridget are in Seine.
26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she though she'd dye.
27 Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
29 Accupuncture is a jab well done!
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