Got milk?
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought
she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits . I can splash it in my eyes."
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