> Michael Jackson was seen shopping a K-mart today.
>
> He heard BOYS PANTS WERE HALF OFF !!!!!
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: <INSPTWO@msn.com>
> To: "healey help" <healeys@autox.team.net>
> Sent: Friday, October 29, 2004 11:40 AM
> Subject: friday funnies
>
>
> > I'll add in my 2 cents for the friday funnies!
> > Bill
> > BJ7
> >
> > > Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
> > > movie?
> > > They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
> >
> >
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > -----------------
> > > Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1
> out
> > > of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.
> > >
> > > Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power
> > > outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over
four
> > > hours.
> >
> >
>
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------
> > > -----------------
> > > A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad
> > > hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took
it
> > to
> > > a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
decided
> > to
> > > have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail
pipe
> > > really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went
> home,
> > > got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her
tailpipe
> > > Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing
> happen.
> > > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,"What are you
doing?
> > The
> > > first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow
> into
> > > the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
> > > The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to
> roll
> > > up the windows first."
> >
> >
>
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> > > ------------------------------------------
> > > A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver
> > thermos.
> > > She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it
> over
> > > to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a
> > > thermos.....it keeps some things hot and some things cold."
> > > "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!" So
> she
> > > bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it
> on
> > > her desk. "What's that,' he asked?
> > > "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things
> > > cold," she replied.
> > > Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
> > > The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee".
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