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To: "healey help" <healeys@Autox.Team.Net>
Subject: friday funnies
From: <INSPTWO@msn.com>
Date: Fri, 29 Oct 2004 14:40:28 -0400
I'll add in my 2 cents for the friday funnies!
Bill
BJ7

> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in
  > movie?
  > They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

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  > -----------------
  > Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out
  > of every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.
  >
  > Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power
  > outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four
  > hours.

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  > -----------------
  > A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad
  > hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
to
  > a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided
to
  > have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe
  > really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home,
  > got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe
  > Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happen.
  > Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said,"What are you doing?
The
  > first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into
  > the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
  > The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll
  > up the windows first."

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  > A blonde was shopping at a Target Store and came across a silver
thermos.
  > She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and brought it over
  > to the clerk to ask what it was. The clerk said, "Why, that's a
  > thermos.....it keeps  some things hot and some things cold."
  >  "Wow, said the blonde, "that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!" So she
  > bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on
  > her desk. "What's that,' he asked?
  > "Why, that's a thermos.....it keeps hot things hot and cold things
  > cold," she replied.
  > Her boss inquired, "What do you have in it?"
  > The blond replied, "Two popsicles, and some coffee".

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