Thanks HoYo!! LOL for a long time.
tom
> [Original Message]
> From: HoYo <hoyo@bellsouth.net>
> To: <healeys@Autox.Team.Net>
> Date: 10/16/04 3:05:13 AM
> Subject: Friday ENJOY!!
>
> Subject: Horse
>
>
> The Horth Whithperer
> >> > >
> >> > >
> >> > > > A guy calls his buddy the horse rancher and says he's sending a
> >> > friend
> >> > > > over to look at a horse. His buddy asks,"How will I recognize
> >> him?"
> >> > > >
> >> > > > That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking
for
> >> a
> >> > male
> >> > > > or female horse.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "A female horth."
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So he shows him a prized filly.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes
the
> >> once
> >> > > > over.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
> >> > > >
> >> > > > So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the
horse's
> >> ears.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he
> >> picks
> >> > him
> >> > > > up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under
> >> his
> >> > arms
> >> > > > and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat,
> >> pulls
> >> > him
> >> > > > out and slams him on the ground.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > "Perhapth I should rephrase that;
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
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