After a Beer Festival in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go
out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "I would like the world's best beer,
a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me
'The King Of Beers,' a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain
spring water, give me a Coors."
He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you
drinking a Guinness?"
and the Guinness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer,
neither will I."
Reid Trummel
Portland, Oregon
100, 100M, Bugeye, Ski-Master
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