I think we need some humor about now.
Enjoy,
Mike
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Various items and their gender assignments:
SWISS ARMY KNIFE: male, because even though it appears useful for a wide
variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS: female, because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.
TIRE: male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON: male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a
fire under it... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES: female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE: female, because it is always getting hit on.
SHOE: male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.
COPIER: female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because
it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
ZIPLOC BAGS: male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see
right through them.
SUBWAY: male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.
HOURGLASS: female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER: male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but
it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL: female...Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider, it gives
man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
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