This isn't strictly lbc content, so I've modified it to fit... (a joke
bodge?)
Two nuns are out for a Sunday drive in the Midget when out of the blue The
Devil jumps on the bonnet and starts clawing his way to the windscreen while
shouting vile obscenities in his best Ronald Reagan voice and drooling pea
soup on the finish.
The two nuns are terrified and Sister Anne, who is driving, shouts, "Quick,
Sister Mary, show him your cross!!!"
Sister Mary leans out the window and yells, "Get off the f***ing car,
A**HOLE!"
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