Since we're entertaining...
One of the cartoons on my wall is Robotman:
Robotman -
Hi, I'm looking for Mr. Goodwrench.
Counterman -
Mr. Goodwrench couldn't make it in today. You can talk
to his assistant, Mr. OKwrench.
Mr OKwrench -
I'm Mr. OKwrench. Maybe I can help you, sort of??.....
Robotman -
Well, uh...I'm having some trouble with my carburetor...
Mr. OKwrench -
ooo, your carburetor? Carburetors make me insecure. How
about an oil change?
Robotman -
Is there anyone else I can talk to?
Counterman -
Well, there's always Mr. Weirdwrench.
Mr. Weirdwrench -
No problem!! We'll just crazy glue your dipstick to your
distributor cap and then...........
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