Forwarded message:
> Ed was looking for british car jokes.
> I went scrounging through my old notes from when I edited
> "At Speed" the newsletter for a british car club that
> I was in.
> this is some of what I found:
This stuff is too good to pass up. I vote for the following for the
back of the SOL tee shirts:
>
>
> You know you've owned a british car too long when:
> You always park facing down hill.
> The guy at the parts store:
> sends you a get well card if you haven't bought parts for 2 weeks
> You get in a car and are surprised
> when all of the instruments work
> You get in a car and are NOT surprised by
> A slightly singed instrument panel
> You tell your wife that the reason that you were out till 3AM was that
> the car broke down, and she believes you.
> The people you live with are no longer phased by sitting down to dinner
> and sharing half the table with carburettors
> You distrust anyone named Lucas.
> People ask how many cars you own, and you respond in fractional numbers.
> You budget 4 hours for a trip, 3 for driving, 1 for repairs.
> ============================================
or, alternately:
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> Cartoon of the Enterprise (Star Trek NCC-1275 or somesuch)
> with the caption
> "Scotty! What the hell do you mean Our S.U. fuel pump is dead,
> and there ism't a Leyland supply house within 4 Parsecs??!!"
> ==========================================
Joe
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