Trolling for a flame war today?
>From: Jake Hodges <jake@codeworm.com>
>To: <ba-autox@autox.team.net>
>Subject: Re: Round 10 is up!
>Date: Wed, 19 Jun 2002 14:26:19 -0700
>
> My Autocross related post for the day.
>
> By Jake H.
>
>
> Being Chris vs. being an HS driver.
>
>Chris:
>-You whoop all your competitors, despite their having orders of magnitude
>more horsepower.
>-All your friends think your ride is the coolest thing in the whole world,
>that you're the luckiest kid in the whole world, and that you have the
>coolest dad in the whole world. (All true.)
>-You have a full sponsor.
>-You get to wear a cool suit.
>
>HS Driver:
>-Up until a few weeks ago, you were routinely edged out by that old guy in
>the Honda Insight with exactly half the horsepower. Now you're routinely
>schooled, humiliated, chewed up, spit out, shamed, and disgraced by that
>same old guy in a Mini that has 10% less horsepower. (Must be that Spanish
>oil cooler.)
>-All your friends mock your ride, and they mock you for being devastated by
>kids on go karts. (Also all true.)
>-Car insurance and payment mean you have to get a loan from your mom just
>to pay your entry fee because you don't even have enough money to pay for a
>date with your mom's bank teller.
>-You can wear a cool suit. But it wouldn't do you any good, you pathetic
>loser.
>
>Jake
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