Press Release - For Immediate Distribution
Huck & CHuck Enterprises (NASDAQ: HCHBS) is pleased to announce its new product
line for the 2003 racing season:
Regressive-Rate Springs(TM).
Every spring maker offers progressive-rate springs, springs which increase in
rate and become stiffer as they are compressed. But Huck & CHuck Enterprises'
new Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) start stiff and get softer as they are
compressed.
Huck & CHuck is targeting the dual-purpose street/race car with this product.
The stiff initial rate gives great performance and improved roll resistance in
racing conditions, while the softer long-travel rate allows for improved ride
comfort on the pock-marked roads and highways of the world.
H&CHE Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) can put the "Street" back in Street Prepared
and Street Modified. They are available in a variety of rate ranges, free and
compressed lengths, and diameters to match with all common applications and the
popular coil-over dampers.
H&CHE Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) work best with H&CHE's Digressive-Valved
Dampers(TM) for optimum performance.
Other Huck & CHuck parts include our famous-or-should-be Negative Displacement
Wheel Spacers(TM), 6-PSI Stock-Legal Air Filter Element(TM),
Variable-Displacement Pistons(TM), the line of Variable Ballast(TM) products,
and, for fun in the paddock before and after your runs, the Roger E. Johnson
Signature Series Ungulate Capture Game(TM), which allows you and your friends
to alternately be The Sheep Hunter and his quarry.
Huck & CHuck Enterprises' revolutionary Virtual Order Processing System and
Instantaneous Funds Transfer System continue to be the industry leaders -- just
think of what you want from our catalog, the order is placed, payment is made
via your credit or debit card, checking account, numbered offshore account, or
stash of negotiable bearer bonds, and the parts are automagically installed on
your car. No muss, no fuss, and no refunds -- Huck spends most of the proceeds
on various Black Ops in the R&D budget almost before the checks clear, and
CHuck keeps muttering things about a "return to the Summer of Love" and needing
"supplies" as he absconds with the rest.
For additional information, please contact Huck & CHuck Enterprises at
rayluxuryyacht@hotmail.com ("It's spelled Raymond Luxuryyacht, but it's
pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove").
Release prepared by Jim Crider, H&CHE Director of UnderCover operations (DUC)
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