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New for 2003 from Huck & CHuck Enterprises

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Subject: New for 2003 from Huck & CHuck Enterprises
From: "Crider, James A." <JamesCrider@metaldyne.com>
Date: Tue, 1 Apr 2003 15:19:01 -0500
Press Release - For Immediate Distribution

Huck & CHuck Enterprises (NASDAQ: HCHBS) is pleased to announce its new product 
line for the 2003 racing season:

Regressive-Rate Springs(TM).

Every spring maker offers progressive-rate springs, springs which increase in 
rate and become stiffer as they are compressed.  But Huck & CHuck Enterprises' 
new Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) start stiff and get softer as they are 
compressed.

Huck & CHuck is targeting the dual-purpose street/race car with this product.  
The stiff initial rate gives great performance and improved roll resistance in 
racing conditions, while the softer long-travel rate allows for improved ride 
comfort on the pock-marked roads and highways of the world.

H&CHE Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) can put the "Street" back in Street Prepared 
and Street Modified.  They are available in a variety of rate ranges, free and 
compressed lengths, and diameters to match with all common applications and the 
popular coil-over dampers.

H&CHE Regressive-Rate Springs(TM) work best with H&CHE's Digressive-Valved 
Dampers(TM) for optimum performance.

Other Huck & CHuck parts include our famous-or-should-be Negative Displacement 
Wheel Spacers(TM), 6-PSI Stock-Legal Air Filter Element(TM), 
Variable-Displacement Pistons(TM), the line of Variable Ballast(TM) products, 
and, for fun in the paddock before and after your runs, the Roger E. Johnson 
Signature Series Ungulate Capture Game(TM), which allows you and your friends 
to alternately be The Sheep Hunter and his quarry.

Huck & CHuck Enterprises' revolutionary Virtual Order Processing System and 
Instantaneous Funds Transfer System continue to be the industry leaders -- just 
think of what you want from our catalog, the order is placed, payment is made 
via your credit or debit card, checking account, numbered offshore account, or 
stash of negotiable bearer bonds, and the parts are automagically installed on 
your car.  No muss, no fuss, and no refunds -- Huck spends most of the proceeds 
on various Black Ops in the R&D budget almost before the checks clear, and 
CHuck keeps muttering things about a "return to the Summer of Love" and needing 
"supplies" as he absconds with the rest.

For additional information, please contact Huck & CHuck Enterprises at 
rayluxuryyacht@hotmail.com ("It's spelled Raymond Luxuryyacht, but it's 
pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove").

Release prepared by Jim Crider, H&CHE Director of UnderCover operations (DUC)

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