Re: Stock class reclassings

[Popsracr@aol.com]

In a message dated 07/06/2000 6:09:40 PM Central Daylight Time, 
solo2inseattle@wa.freei.net writes:

<< I've never met daddio or watched him drive but that must have been a
 superhuman (and unlikely for us regular joe's to duplicate) effort to get
 the car that fast. >>

I think you've discovered the secret.  Daddio's actually an alien like Jeff 
Cashmore and Bob Tunnell, and a few others (insert any past Nat Champ name 
here).  They're all from the city of Fastfootia from the province of Nolifta 
on the planet Lookaheada.

Beware of these aliens since these are the ones that the SCAC and SEB class 
cars by.

Jim
(only a lowly Earthling)