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Subject: Car-O-Scope on drugs
From: "Porsche" <993racer@certifiednets.com>
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 1999 22:44:11 -0700
The great Carnack has spoken.  Your Car Talk Car-O-Scope awaits you at the
following URL:

    http://cartalk.cars.com/Tools/caroscopes-pickup.pl?access_id=181223x5949 

Your Car-O-Scope will be available for the next two weeks.  If you'd like
to save it permanently, please print it out.  We're not made of server
space, you know!

Selected quotes:

"you make way too much money to be driving a Porsche 911" - I found this 
particularly humorous! Don't recall hearing that from the dealer or bank.

"Car-O-Scope has determined that you are a person who is quite concerned with 
status. And yet, you're driving a Porsche 911." - Where exactly is up from 
here? Damn sure isn't the suggested Dodge Colt Vista!

"If you dumped that Porsche 911 and got yourself a Chevrolet K2500, you'd be a 
lot happier." - At least partially correct. I need a good tow vehicle<g>.

1. BMW 528 - Maybe an M5, 740 or Z8 - I'm easy to please. I really liked my 745 
until my SO wrecked it.
2. Dodge Colt Vista - say what?!
3. Chevrolet K2500 - good tow candidate and handles the Utah snow real well.
4. Peugeot 505 - sits just above a Yugo on my dream car list 
5. Saab 9000CD - OK, I liked the Turbo Saab I drove in the early 80's a LOT. 
But I'd do a V70 given the choice of a modern troll-mobile. And the 240 the SO 
now drives is easier on the pocketbook to replace when she wrecks it again (the 
first 240 lasted two weeks before said wrecking - admittedly not her fault).

Walter Boyd
'96 C4S #69
'85 Volvo 240 - mom-mobile complete with Pooh window shades
'75 914 2.0 - son #1
'71 VW Bus - son #2




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