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Who you callin' Redneck?

To: hottvr@tfs.net, katiek@spss.com
Subject: Who you callin' Redneck?
From: JD_Kemp@notes.ymp.gov
Date: Tue, 11 May 1999 13:39:20 -0700

Mike:

"Katie wrote:.

> Look, they still have rednecks in Livermore! All real towns should have
> some rednecks."

Yeah, I resembled that remark, too.   Just 'cause my car trailer and my home
have the same lug pattern and my driving suit is camoflage, that doesn't give
"Groovey Cally-Forny Chickee" Kelly the right to talk about us, does it?
There's no truth to that rumor that I read halfway through Jeff Foxworthy's
first "You Might Be a Red Neck If..." book before I found out it wasn't a "self
help" manual...

JD Kemp &
"Lucretia MacEvil" #13 MGB
(No gunrack in the back window...  NO BACK WINDOW!)




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