For all the newbies out there, let me introduce to the DOT racing tire family:
g-Force
- intimately known as g-Farce or g-Forceless
Kumho
- referred to as Cum-Ho's; cheap, fat, and sloppy, but they get the job done.
(you might not get this if Eddie Murphy/Sat Night Live was before your time or
if you don't know who Larry Flint is)
Hoosier
- mid-western abbreviation for, " *Who's yer* sugar daddy?"
Yokohama
- japanese speaking attempt of american-jive slang "Yo' big, fat mama" (must
be in the trunk).
Goodyear
- blimps on wheels. A lot of hot air, but no real substance.
Toyo
- now available at your local "Rocks R Us" outlet.
Nitto
- *Naught-o* would be more appropriate for autox use.
Mickey Thompson
- DOA, leave 'em laying in the driveway.
Take your pick and good luck :-)
M Sipe
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