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Re: Anyone need a door?

To: Kevin McLemore <kmclemore@hotmail.com>
Subject: Re: Anyone need a door?
From: Ian Spencer <ian@sunbeamalpine.org>
Date: Sun, 03 Feb 2002 17:25:24 -0500
Man, I'll tell ya... What is eBay turning into these days... I'm scared to even 
look
there anymore. :-)

Kevin McLemore wrote:

> Ian & Jan -
>
> Hmmm.. yeah.. I'm rather suspect about the lovely (but somewhat vengeful)
> Ms. Hussy as well.. Check out the following non-sequitor from her ad for
> 'her' Porsche seats*:
>
> "Being a chick, I have a small butt, and I felt it would slide around in
> this seat."
>
> Now, gentlemen.... I ask you... when was the last time YOU heard a lady
> comment that her butt was 'SMALL', especially when compared with a gent?
>
> Now, if this is indeed a lass, then I suspect her grace and poise are
> unmatched among women, especially when she uses phrases like "crap your
> pants" so freely... what a lovely and delicate maid she must be indeed.
> Kinda makes you envision her gliding around the kitchen making pudding for
> the kids in her A-line skirt and apron, eh?
>
> Kinda makes me wonder what's up here... Maybe a guy in drag?
>
> Kevin "Narrowrump" McLemore
> 67 Alpine
> 49 Renown
>
> (*see
> http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=601749966
> )
>
> ----Original Message Follows----
> Ian Spencer wrote:
>  >
>  > Check out his eBay ad:
>  >
> 
>http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=601728205&r=0&t=0
>  >
>  > I seriously doubt I'm going to bid on this.
>
> Gee, Miss "2bit_hussy" has a vendetta against her x-boyfriend. We should
> persuade her to try rebuilding it. Look at all the stuff for auction. She's
> getting her hands dirty, I'll bet it's a guy.
> jan
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