alpines
[Top] [All Lists]

Re: Anyone need a door?

To: servaij@cris.com, ian@sunbeamalpine.org
Subject: Re: Anyone need a door?
From: "Kevin McLemore" <kmclemore@hotmail.com>
Date: Sun, 03 Feb 2002 17:21:07 -0500
Ian & Jan -

Hmmm.. yeah.. I'm rather suspect about the lovely (but somewhat vengeful) 
Ms. Hussy as well.. Check out the following non-sequitor from her ad for 
'her' Porsche seats*:

"Being a chick, I have a small butt, and I felt it would slide around in 
this seat."

Now, gentlemen.... I ask you... when was the last time YOU heard a lady 
comment that her butt was 'SMALL', especially when compared with a gent?

Now, if this is indeed a lass, then I suspect her grace and poise are 
unmatched among women, especially when she uses phrases like "crap your 
pants" so freely... what a lovely and delicate maid she must be indeed.  
Kinda makes you envision her gliding around the kitchen making pudding for 
the kids in her A-line skirt and apron, eh?

Kinda makes me wonder what's up here... Maybe a guy in drag?

Kevin "Narrowrump" McLemore
67 Alpine
49 Renown

(*see 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=601749966 
)

----Original Message Follows----
Ian Spencer wrote:
 >
 > Check out his eBay ad:
 > 
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=601728205&r=0&t=0
 >
 > I seriously doubt I'm going to bid on this.

Gee, Miss "2bit_hussy" has a vendetta against her x-boyfriend. We should 
persuade her to try rebuilding it. Look at all the stuff for auction. She's 
getting her hands dirty, I'll bet it's a guy.
jan
--
    ______  ______  _______
   / ____/ / ____/ / ___  /
  / /___  / /___  / /__/ /   _|  _   _  .  _   _   _
/___  / /___  / / __  _/   (_|_(/_ /_)_|_(_|_| )_/_)
___/ / ____/ / / /  \ \                   _|
____/ /_____/ /_/    \_\http://www.ssrdesigns.com




_________________________________________________________________
Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com

<Prev in Thread] Current Thread [Next in Thread>