Don't believe him, if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
What will really happen is: "IF YOU DIDN'T LEAVE THE STUPDID LITTLE CAR THERE
IT WOULDN'T HAVE GOT RUN INTO". Now it's your fault.
The question you must answer is: 1) How? or 2) Is this grounds for a divorce
where you get to keep the Apline?
MrZAG57@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 4/10/2001 12:28:02 PM, Christopher.Albers@bubbs.biola.edu
> writes:
>
> << Yesterday my wife backed into my Alpine, denting it and chipping the
> paint.Should I kill her?If so, how?CNA >>
>
> Are you kidding?????????? Men DIE with never getting the chance to have
> ONE over on their woman !!!!!!!!!!
>
> You are in the enviable position of being able to do EVERYTHING you have
> always wanted to do BUT were afraid to ask !!!!!!!
>
> Want to play golf on your in-laws anniversary ?? ( Well Honey, since... well
> you remember... I just can't seem to get past.... the pain. I'm sure as a
> sensitive caring person... well You understand, DON"T YOU ??? Small
> sobbing......
>
> The "Guys" invite you on the annual GOLF outting but you've never gone on in
> the SIX previous years you've been asked. ( Maybe a little time away and I
> can put it all behind me. You know Honey..... "Some Guy Time" might ....
> well.....just be what I need. Voice trailing off in soft moan..............
>
> Don't screw up your opportunity by KILLING THIS ONE !!
>
> The next one WON"T CARE !!! And after a while, might get a sadistic pleasure
> out of knowing YOU BLEW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> ZAG
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