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>
>Subject: Management & Life lessons
>
> Lesson Number One
>
> A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
>
> A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like
>you
> and do nothing all day long?"
>
> The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
>
> So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
>
> All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate
it.
>
> Management Lesson:
> To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very
>high up.
>
>
> Lesson Number Two
>
> A turkey was chatting with a bull.
>
> "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
>the
> turkey, "but I haven't got the energy.
>
> "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied
the
> bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
>
> The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually
>gave
> him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
>
> The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second
> branch.
>
> Finally, after a forth night, there he was proudly perched at
>the top
>
> of the tree.
>
> Soon he was spotted by a farmer who shot the turkey out of the
>tree.
>
> Management Lesson:
> Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
>
>
> Lesson Number Three
>
> When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
>
> The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole
>body's
> responses and functions."
>
> The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about
>and
> get him to where he wants to go."
>
> The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the
>work and
> earn all the money, "
>
> And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes
>until
> finally the asshole spoke up.
>
> All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss.
>
> So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to
> work.
>
> Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched,
>the
> feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain
>fevered.
>
> Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss,
>so
> the motion was passed.
>
> All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and
> passed out the shit!
>
> Management Lesson:
> You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.
>
>
> Lesson Number Four
>
> A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold,
>the
> Bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
>
> While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on
>it.
>
> As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began
to
> realize how warm it was.
>
> The dung was actually thawing him out!
>
> He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.
>
> A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
>
> Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile
>of
> cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
>
> Management Lessons:
> 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
> 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
> 3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
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