Bill
Yes, sorry guv', I just been away from the old dart too long and forgot
Vic
bmounce@impop.bellatlantic.net wrote:
> Vic!
>
> "Whipped cream"?!? As a Yank who went to college near the New Forest, it is
>CLOTTED CREAM, a
> revolting name for a lovely product. God save the British way of life,
>clogged arteries and
> all!
>
> Bill
>
> Victor Hughes wrote:
>
> > Jon
> >
> > I understand that as part of the British reannexation plans for the USA it
>has been
> > decided that coffee will be phased out and once again you will all drink
>tea. In the
> > office this will be served from a tea trolley, by a tea-person (gender
>equality has
> > reached this profession). The accompaniment to tea will depend (as it
>always did) on the
> > status of the office worker. Ordinary workers will get plain biscuits -
>what Americans
> > would call 'cookies' which are ideal for 'dunking' in the tea. Middle
>management will
> > get crumpets. Senior management will get warm scones (what Americans call
>'biscuits'),
> > naturally served with strawberry jam and whipped cream. In addition Very
>Senior
> > management may also get "a bit of crumpet", but this will largely depend on
>the
> > disposition of the tea-person, as indeed will their desire for it.
> >
> > A period of two weeks will be allowed for Vocabularial Adjustments.
>Spiffing, what?
> >
> > Vic Hughes
> >
> > J Arzt wrote:
> >
> > >
> > >
> > > This should fall in place quite nicely as we "repatriate" to a
>protectorate
> > > of the Crown. Will we all get tea and crumpets from a trolley in the
>office
> > > at tea time?
> > >
> > > Jon Arzt
> > >
> > > ---------ORIGINAL MESSAGE-------------
> > > >From: Jan Eyerman <jan.eyerman@usa.net>
> > > >To: rgibbs@pacbell.net, J Arzt <humber_snipe@hotmail.com>
> > > >CC: alpines@autox.team.net
> > > >Subject: Re: [Re: oil]
> > > >Date: 24 Nov 00 21:16:24 EST
> > > >
> > > >Another of those "unintended consequences" relates to the various labor
> > > >laws and "fair labor practices" designed to protect employees....
>companies
> > > >just hire temporaries and treat them even worse then they used to treat
> > > >their regular employees!
> > > >
> > > >Jan Eyerman
> > >
> > >
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