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Peter Sanville
66 Alpine
B395004314 LRX
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From: HN95@aol.com
Full-name: HN95
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Date: Thu, 13 Jul 2000 19:33:14 EDT
Subject: Husband's quotes
To: Pasanville@aol.com
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----- Original Message ----- > >
> > If any of these sound familiar, you're in good company.
> >
> > Husbands' quotes
> >
> > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
> > ____________
> > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.
> > ____________
> > Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
> > ____________
> > The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,
> > "Dust!"
> > ____________
> > In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and
> > rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has
> rested.
> > ____________
> > Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
> > ____________
> > A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and
> said
> > "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "I
> > wish I had your will power."
> > ___________
> > Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.
> > ____________
> > Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man
> > doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
> > Dad: That happens in every country, son.
> > ____________
> > A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted". Next day he
> > received a hundred letters.
> > They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
> > ____________
> > The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
> > once.
> > ____________
> > First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
> > Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
> > ____________
> > How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done
for
> > free.
> > ____________
> > Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life
thinking
> > they had no faults at all.
> > ____________
> > If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every
word
> > you say, talk in your sleep.
> > ____________
> > Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until
> > I got married; and then it was too late."
> > ____________
> > A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
> > married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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