Smart-Ass Emoticons (_!_)

[NELIUS@aol.com]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called  "emoticons," where  :)
means a smile and :( is a frown.   Sometimes these are represented by :-) and
:-( respectively.

 Well, how about some "ass icons" for reference to our lesser appealing
vintage cheaters?


> Here goes:
>
>             (_!_)      a regular ass
>
>          (__!__)    a fat ass
>
>               (!)        a tight ass
>
>            (_._)      a flat ass
>
>           (_^_)      a bubble ass
>
>           (_*_)      a sore ass
>
>           (_!__)     a lop-sided ass
>
>           {_!_}       a swishy ass
>
>          (_o_)      an ass that's been around
>
>          (_O_)     and ass that's been around even more
>
>           (_x_)     kiss my ass
>
>           (_X_)     leave my ass alone
>
>          (_zzz_)    a tired ass
>
>          (_o^o_)   a wise ass
>
>          (_13_)     an unlucky ass
>


Neil Harmon,  (  !  )  Old Fart
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