thoughts

[fred thomas <vafred@erols.com>]

# 1 Never buy your wife less than a 2 ton floor jack for Xmas
# 2 Never spend your childs clothing allowance on trunnions
# 3 Never go new house shopping with "Old Car Price Guide" on front seat
# 4 Never make anniversary reservations at a VTR convention site
# 5 Never make VTR reservations when your in-laws are coming for a visit
# 6 Never promise her this resto will be out of the garage this year
# 7 Never promise to take her antique shopping and pull into a junk yard
# 8 Never stare at the blond in the A/H and tell her the car looks familar      
# 9 Never covet thy neighbor's M-G
# 10 Never not have enough room for just one more "Triumph"

Happy Holidays To "ALL" and Happy Thoughts for The New Year  "FT"