A woman puts an advert in the Personals: "I'm fed up with men who abuse me
physically and run away when they get bored with the relationship. Anyone
who can convince me they won't do so, please call."
Next day, she hears the front bell and opens the door to find a guy, in a
wheelchair, with no arms or legs.
He says to her, "I won't beat you, because I've got no arms. I won't run
away, because I've got no legs."
She says, "Hmmm, sounds promising. But, are you any good in bed?"
He replies, "How do you think I rang the doorbell?!"
Allen Nugent
Graduate School of Biomedical Engineering
University of New South Wales
Sydney 2052 Australia
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