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To: triumphs@Autox.Team.Net, spitfires@Autox.Team.Net
Subject: heres' a good one for ya
From: "Brad Kahler" <Brad.Kahler@141.com>
Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 16:24:36 -0600
Hey listers I just had to pass this one on to you folks.


Sometimes it DOES take a rocket scientist.....

Scientisits at NASA have developed a gun built specifically
to launch 
dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military
jets and the 
space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity.  The idea
is to 
simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with
aireborne fowl to 
test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to
test it on the 
windshields of their new high speed trains.  Arrangements were made.
But when the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken
hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatter-proof windshield
and smashed it to smithereens, crashed through the control console,
snapped the engineer's backrest in two and embedded itself in the back
wall of the cabin. Horrified, Britons sent NASA the disastrous results
of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield, and
begged the US scientists for suggestions. NASA's response was just one
sentence:  "Thaw the chicken."




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The truth...it's out there.

Brad  (In Lincoln Nebraska 402-464-1502)

1964 Spitfire4            BFC25720L (Back on the Road!!!!!)
1966 TR4A                CT72398L (Car is finally home and ready for 
Restoration)
1951 Dodge Truck    82217766  B-3-B-108 (Frame back in garage and ready to 
paint)

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