For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$80,000 &
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a
suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told
him,
"I was walking past your room last night & heard you telling mom you
were
pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming
too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage &
no bike!"
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