> A man walked into a quiet bar.
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> He carried three ducks,
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> He had one in each hand and one under his left arm.
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> He placed them one beside the other upon the bar.
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> He had a few drinks and chatted with the ducks, and with the
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> bartender.
>
>
> The bartender was surprised,
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> but was experienced and had learned not to ask people about animals
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> they bring into the bar, so he didn't mention the ducks..
>
>
> They chatted for about another 30 minutes before the man with the
>
> ducks had to go to the restroom.
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>
> He left the ducks there on the bar.
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> The bartender was alone with the ducks.
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> There was an awkward silence
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> as they all looked at one another.
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> The bartender decided to break the ice and try to make a little
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> conversation.
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> Say, what's your name?" he asked the first duck.
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>
> Huey," replied the first duck.
>
>
> How's your day been, Huey?"
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>
> Great. Lovely day. Had a ball.
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> Been in and out of puddles all day!
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> What else could a duck want?", said the duck.
>
>
> Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.
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> Then he said to the second duck,
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> Hi. And what's your name?"
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>
> Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
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>
> So how's your day been, Dewey?", he asked.
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>
> Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too!
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> Been in and out of puddles all day myself.
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> If I had the chance another day I'd do the same again!", said the
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> duck in reply.
>
>
> So the bartender turned to the third duck and said, So, you must be
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> Louie?"
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>
> No," she said, "my name is Puddles.
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>
> And don't even ask what kind of day I've had!!"
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