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Subject: "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY..."
From: Lena <lflaherty65@yahoo.com>
Date: Wed, 11 Jun 2003 04:43:13 -0700 (PDT)
"Everything Comes In Threes" - Not true. In reality, every- 
thing comes in ones. Sometimes, when three "ones" come in a 
row, it seems like everything comes in threes. By the way, 
in medieval times, it was widely believed that everything 
came in twenty-sixes. They were wrong, too. It just took 
them longer to recognize the pattern. 

"You Can't Take It With You (when you die)" - Well..., that 
depends on what it is. If it's your dark blue suit, you can 
certainly take it with you. In fact, not only can you take 
it with you, you can probably put some things in your pockets. 

"You Learn Something New Every Day" - Actually, you learn 
something old every day. Just because you've just learned it, 
doesn't mean it's new. Other people already knew it, Columbus 
is a good example of this. 

"You Get What You Pay For" - Clearly this is not true. Have 
you been shopping recently? Only a very naive person would 
believe that you get what you pay for. In point of fact, if 
you check your purchases carefully, you'll find that you get 
whatever they feel like giving you. And if corporations get 
any more powerful, you soon might not even get that. 

"NICE GUYS FINISH LAST" - Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice 
guys finish third in a field of six. Actually, 
short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval times, it was 
widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can 
see how limited those people were. 








-Lena

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