>CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,
> and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she
> >needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must,
wear
> a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must
be
> home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."
> Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and
goes,
> and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up,
> looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the
> Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three
> hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of
> everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that
kind
> of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember,
exactly,
> .. Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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