> A Spanish Delicacy
> An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day
> of > sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling,
> scrumptious > looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did
it look
> good, > the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
> The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> bulls > testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>
> The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
> vacation! Bring me an order!" > The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per > day > because there is only one bull fight
each morning. If you come early
> tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
> delicacy!"
>
> The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that
> evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
> After a > few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the
> waiter and said...
> "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I
> saw > you serve yesterday!"
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
> "Si senor.Sometimes the bull wins."
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