Daniel Thompson wrote:
> Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
> went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been
> such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward
> is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
> Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said "I want to hang out
> with God."
>
> St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
> Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?" God said,
> "Ah, yes."
>
> "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
> design flaws in your invention.
>
> 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
> 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
> 3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
> 4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust.
>
> And finally,
>
> 5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
> "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
> God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
> for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
> "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
> "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
> yours."
>
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