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Subject: Fw: Great Usama Jokes....
Date: Fri, 12 Oct 2001 09:45:54 -0400
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Will:
These are goodies.
MM
-----Original Message-----
From: Bob Cantlon <rotor372@home.com>
To: Maatman, Joel (work) <jmaatman@ci.lansing.mi.us>; Longoria, Eric (Work)
<elongoria@ci.lansing.mi.us>; Polhemus, Scott <utahbeach@prodigy.net>;
Musser, Marty (work) <mfmlaw@voyager.net>
Date: Thursday, October 11, 2001 11:21 PM
Subject: Great Usama Jokes....
>
>> > > > Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: Nothing, yet.
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: Duck
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What does osama bin laden and General Custer have
>> > > >
>> > > > in common?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are
>> > > >
>> > > > coming from
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What's the difference between the Taliban and a
>> > > >
>> > > > bucket of shit?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: the bucket
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: Two days.
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What's the difference between Christmas and osama
>> > > >
>> > > > bin laden?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: There will be a Christmas in December
>> > > >
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex
>> > > >
>> > > > ed classes on the same day?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: because the camels can't handle it
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: How many bin laden terrorists does it take to
>> > > >
>> > > > screw in a light bulb?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: No one may ever know.
>> > > >
>> > > > Q: What's orange and looks good on taliban
>> > > >
>> > > > militiamen?
>> > > >
>> > > > A: Napalm.
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