Health News

["R. C. Brown" <rcbrown@lucent.com>]

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. 
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. 
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. 
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. 
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. 
After one day: 
The first worm-dead 
Second worm-dead 
Third worm-dead 
Fourth worm-alive 

Lesson: 
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms.

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